Here's a question: Why do fortune cookies give you advice not a fortune? Never has a fortune cookie given me such good advice... too bad I wont follow it.
Fortune cookies are delicious mostly because they depress you with the fortune and you eat the cookie to make yourself feel better, dumb ass fortune cookies...
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I used to be frugal...then I married Dave...he spoils me!
Pshah. We're going to Vegas to spend... not to be frugal!
Ha Ha spend on me please!!! hahaa
Fortune cookies are delicious mostly because they depress you with the fortune and you eat the cookie to make yourself feel better, dumb ass fortune cookies...
umm...who listens to fortune cookies anyway? Spend away... remember my birthday is coming up too. I likey pretty things!
you really need to update your blog...
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